That was a pun, but also, it's true. Maybe you've had enough Velvet Revolver for the time being, but since we've followed the soap opera this far, we can't leave you with a cliff hanger. Responding to being axed by the remaining Revolvers, Weiland's one-upped 'em in the bitchy prose department with a statement he sent to MTV via email sometime today. We all knew he'd issue one of these before he got down to writing new STP songs...